Embarrassing moment #1
I'm 12 years old. I'm sitting at my desk in my Grade 6 teacher's class. I have to ask my teacher a question, so what do I do? Raise my hand, like any normal student would. Mrs. Albert comes over (keep in mind, she is a very short Chinese lady who wears skirts hiked up to her boobs and a button-up shirt, tucked into the skirt so that only 2 or 3 buttons on the shirt actually show) and I start talking to her. To this day I can't remember what the question was. As she begins answering me, I look up at her...and then quickly look away. Her shirt had completely unbuttoned, revealing a weird bra that looked like it was made out of sackcloth. I whipped my head around to look at my friend sitting across from me and she already has her head down and is laughing hysterically. Mrs. Albert, being the weird one that she is, simply goes "Oh dear" and buttons up her shirt as if that happens all the time. It was probably more embarrassing for her, but still!! I was only 12! The sackcloth bra still haunts my dreams.
Embarrassing Moment #2
I don't remember what Grade I was in, but it was sometime in Junior High. I woke up in the morning and found that I had no clean pants!! So, I yell at my mom (ha ha sorry mom) and she tells me that there are some clean ones in the dryer. I quickly throw on a pair of black jeans (yes, black jeans) and my Little Miss Sunshine t-shirt, finish getting ready for the day and head off to school.
I noticed that when I put my jeans on, something felt a little funny, but I didn't think anything of it.
I'm at school, walking around in the hallway with my friends when all of a sudden I feel something again. What's this?!? A lump in my jeans??
And then it happened. A pair of "so-old-they're-almost-transparent" panties with purple balloons and clown faces on them, that probably should have been thrown out a long time ago, make their way out of my left pant leg. They were clean, but that clearly wasn't the point.
How embarrassing.
Ode to Junior High
.Yes, that's my real hair.
8 comments:
Oh Kara! You're so funny :)
LOL Jen you so faithful with your commenting :)
Funny stories!
Great stories. Now I want to read some of Rob's!
HAHAHA!!! Oh Kara, I think alot of people have had the "something stuck in the pants thing" I know I did, but it was socks usually. That actually happened to Randy not that long ago, but it was the kids underwear (thankgoodness)
Oh yeah, and again... LOVE THE PICTURE LOL
WOW Kara! I've never seen your hair untamed. By high school you learnt to control it.
Woweee Kara you were a hottie back in the day! what happened?! Hahaha ;)
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